Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Irony Of A Sweet Life!

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.(of course laa)
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.(not me laa)
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.(not true)
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.(sure la)
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Wisdom:
ONE FINE DAY, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE AND SAID, "HONEY, 30 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD BLOND."
"NOW WE HAVE A RM 1000,000.00 HOME, A FEW CARS WORTH 1000,000.00, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV AND FIVE SUCCESSFUL CHILDREN BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 52 YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD BLOND AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP VOLKSWAGEN CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
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